Monday 12 January 2009

Now I Always Thought You Had To Be Pretty Clever To Be A Copper,

but it appears not! superintendent Gary Knighton compiled a booklet for 2,000 officers to explain that someone who provides information is a source — not a sauce. His tip for PCs uncertain how many ‘c’s and ‘s’s there are in “necessary” is to remember shirts have one collar and two sleeves. One cop said: “It is so patronising. This is like a primary school not a modern police force" “It is gobsmacking that thousands of pounds have been spent on this booklet. It has upset a lot of the older guys, next we will get a guide on how to apply handcuffs.” Derbyshire Police refused to comment last night.

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