Tuesday 24 January 2017

If You Believe In Vampires,

and are worried about being bitten,


here is some great news for you, a new soap that protects against Vampires, PoJo's Pure Vermont Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap is specially formulated to repel even the most aggressive vampires, a potent blend of garlic oil and Holy Water allows you to simply wash away the danger of vampire attacks, almost unbelievably the soap comes with a 100% money back guarantee! Well I should say it is guaranteed to prevent physical vampire attacks only, the product does not prevent or reduce the risk of spiritual or psychic attacks, but it is still a guarantee! OK so many of us do not believe in Vampires, but what about the werewolves and many other shape-shifting entities lurking out there? Fear not the same company sells Silver & Holy Water Werewolf Repelling Soap, well that’s a relief! And no I am not on commission, I just want to make our readers safe against possible Vampire and werewolf attacks!


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